Miss Clams Casino

New York's Most Delicious Dish!

Called "a burlesque queen" by the New York Times, “spectacular” on the New York Post’s Page Six and an “NYC Culturemaker” by Time Out New York,Clams Casino is a nationally recognized producer and one of New York's favorite stars of the bump 'n' grind. She has brought her unique mix of sexy hilarity and curvaceous glam to a wide variety of stages across New York City, and to Las Vegas,Boston, Washington DC, Key West, Atlanta, Anchorage, Toronto and many more cities around the country with her troupe Dangerous Curves Ahead. Clams was the winner of two coveted trophies, for “Most Innovative” and “Most Comedic” at the Miss Exotic World Pageant, sponsored by the Burlesque Hall of Fame. She is also a Golden Pastie Award winner at the New York Burlesque Festival.

UPCOMING

Sat 4 FEB

Hypergender Burlesque

You may ask why are we doing Valentine's show 10 days early? Well.... we think you need a test run - make sure it will work, take the pressure off, warm up ahead of the time or just enjoy some passion and sexiness.

Host JZ Bich is accompanied by Essence Revealed as her co-host and a series of lovely performer: Clams Casino, Deity, Ginger Brown, Apathy Angel, Luvely Rae and Miss China Doll!

10:00 PM EST, Saturday, February 4, 2012 WOW Cafe Theatre
Wed 8 FEB

The Spanking of the Lower East Side

Honi Harlow's weekly fun fest!

10:29 PM EST, Wednesday, February 8, 2012 Nurse Bettie, 106 Norfolk Street
Fri 10 FEB

Best of the Midwest Burlesque Festival!

Lili's Burlesque Revue is thrilled to present the 5th Anniversary Best of Midwest Burlesk Festival, February 9th-11th, 2012 in Minneapolis, MN!

FIVE UNIQUE SHOWS will showcase a smorgasbord of live music, novelty acts, aerialists, comedy, boylesque, and, of course, the very finest burlesque! The weekend will host more than 85 local and national artists, all at the historic Ritz Theater in Minneapolis. The 2012 Best of Midwest Burlesk Festival is generously supported by presenting sponsors Vita.mn, 3 Olives Vodka, and Dread Naught Photography.

7:30 PM EST, Friday, February 10, 2012 The Ritz Theatre, Minneapolis, MN
Thu 16 FEB

Corruption at Tammany Hall

“CORRUPTION AT TAMMANY HALL”
A New Burlesque Scandal on the Lower East Side!
EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT.
Sponsored by SAILOR JERRY.
Produced & curated by co-conspirators APATHY ANGEL & DJ CEREMONY.

10:32 PM EST, Thursday, February 16, 2012 Tammany Hall, 152 Orchard Street
Fri 17 FEB

Drive Thru Burlesque

The juiciest show in town is back and spicier than ever! One Friday every month, Drive Thru Burlesque hangs up its roller skates at The Parkside Lounge, serving up a magical evening with three full sets of glitz, goofs, grooves and glamour, where a who’s-who of New York bump ‘n’ grind stars ask the audience, “ya want some fries with our shakes?” The next Drive Thru Burlesque is on Friday, February 17th, 2012, from 11pm-3am. Admission is $10 for the entire night!
Drive Thru Burlesque is now the ONLY show of its kind in New York’s nightlife: with three separate shows starting at 11pm, with different hosts and casts of burlesque and variety, go-go dance breaks, prizes and surprises. This month welcomes back Co-Producer Catch of the Month, award-winning burlesque superstar, Clams Casino and features Western Whip Master, Chris McDaniel, Burlesque Beauty Rosie 151, The Girl Who Fell from Earth, Madame Rosebud, Boylesque Funny Man, Hard Cory and numerous other tasty temptresses to tease and tickle your senses. At only $10 bucks for the whole show, make a night of it or pick your favorite part:
• 11:00pm: The Early Bird Special showcases the brightest up and comers from the New York School of Burlesque.
• 12 midnight: Chef’s Choice features award-winning, international stars of striptease.
• 1:30am: The Night Cap is when things get late-night crazy!

9:54 AM EST, Friday, February 17, 2012 Parkside Lounge, 317 E. Houston St.
Sat 18 FEB

Dangerous Curves Ahead: Burlesque on the Go-Go!

Burlesque luminaries Anita Cookie, Clams Casino, Darlinda Just Darlinda, GiGi LaFemme and Minnie Tonka will bring their killer moves, sexy glam and hilarious hijinks to Clams' favorite place on earth... Asbury Lanes!
DANGEROUS CURVES AHEAD: Burlesque on the Go Go! is the nation’s premiere national touring burlesque troupe. Since 2010, the ladies have completed four national tours taking them from coast to coast, storming through cities including Los Angeles, Chicago, Anchorage, Denver, Las Vegas, Dallas and Atlanta. Dangerous Curves Ahead packed houses across the country and received oodles of critical acclaim: The Nashville Scene said "It’s a veritable aureole speedwagon as the Outer Boroughs’ most buxom babes go from zero to 38D on their road trip across America!" and the Phoenix New Times called the show, "An excellent night of twirling tassels and bawdy jokes."

10:00 PM EST, Saturday, February 18, 2012 Asbury Lanes, Asbury Park, NJ
Fri 24 FEB

It Really Tied the Room Together: A Burlesque Tribute to the Big Lebowski

NYC's favorite burlesque duo brings you a tribute to the one and only Dude himself. Coming to Joe's Pub, Friday February 24th at 11:30pm, The Sticky Situation brings you It Really Ties The Room Together Burlesque: A Tribute to The Big Lebowski.

It'll be a night of mistaken identities, kidnapping, handsome strangers, bowling references and shut up Donnys, complete with a White Russian drink special! This is no acid tripping dream sequence. This is real people!

Believe me, you want to just drop in to what condition Joe's Pub's condition is in on February 24th, when stars like Adam RealMan, Amber Ray, Anita Cookie, Chris McDaniel, Clams Casino, Hard Cory, Gal Friday, and Runaround Sue will perform to an eclectic soundtrack, all for one reason only. Because the rug really ties the room together, man!

11:30 AM EST, Friday, February 24, 2012 Joe's Pub, 425 Lafayette Ave., New York, NY